TRUE HERO: A Romantic Suspense Novel (True Hearts Series Book 1) by Susan Owensby

Author:Susan Owensby [Owensby, Susan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: Fiction, Romance
Publisher: Wicked Women Designs
Published: 2017-05-19T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter Seventeen

Ally

This was how life had always been for me. One mortifying moment after another. I no longer wondered if karma hated me, I knew for a fact that she did. After going over Sam’s homework, I thought back over karma’s latest humiliating moment thrown my way. Frannie had just finished washing my hair and was helping me dry off, when karma kicked me in the bladder. I couldn’t stand the pain of my bladder about to explode one second longer. It had become so painful that I bit the inside of my cheek as a distraction. A new aching part on my body was the last thing I needed.

“Frannie,” I whispered to her urgently. She gave me a confused look, until I said, “Oh my god, I have to pee and now! Scoot out of the way so I can get on the toilet. Hurry! My bladder is screaming at me like a cat hanging from its tail!”

She had stammered at my whispered exclamations. “Oh my. Do you really think you can scoot that far, Ally? There is at least a foot between the toilet and the edge of the tub. With your ankle and hand, I don’t know how you will accomplish that. Let me get Jonah to help. I will wrap you up in a towel. He will be quicker than you and I put together,” Frannie finished in a worried hush.

“No! For the love of books! No! Do not get Jonah. Do you really think I want him to see me like this and then pick me up and put me on the toilet so I can pee? Seriously.” I stared at her in shock. “If you think I do? You might as well pull out a gun and shoot me. Just do it. I can’t take much more humiliation, Frannie. I really can’t,” I was nearly begging her.

“Ally Black, you listen to me right now, this minute, missy. Grow up! You are hurt, can hardly even move yourself and you are worried about a friend helping you up so you can relieve yourself. We all pee and poo young lady, so stop acting like a three-year-old and let me go get Jonah before your bladder really does explode.” As Frannie finished the last word I couldn’t help but break out in tears. Why was I crying? Hell, if I knew. But when I felt her loving arms wrap around me, it comforted me enough to nod my head yes to what she had suggested.

And that was how it would go down in the record books, yet another one of Ally Black’s embarrassing moments. Having the man that I had been pining over for years, pick up my nearly naked body to only put me down again on top of the toilet. Yep. That was me alright. I had to give credit where credit was due. Jonah did come in, only said a few words and lifted me so that I could find my personal, humiliating relief with very few words and left as quickly as he could.

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